语言是人类最重要的交流工具
而英语是国际官方的指定语言
现实中一个不小心
中英互译就成了车祸现场
中式英语的直接 尴尬且真实
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集中注意力
跟着mars一起游园了
成语园
心花怒放Heart flower angry open
美中不足American Chinese not enough
七上八下Seven up eight down
不三不四No three no four
朝三暮四Morning three night four
红颜知己Red face konw me
怦然心动Make my heart peng peng peng
夫妻肺片Husband and wife lung slice
人山人海People mountain people sea
马马虎虎Horse horse tiger tiger
丝绸之路SiChouRoad
隔墙有耳Walls have ears
名词园
黄飞鸿Yellow fly red
吴莫愁Don’t worry Lee
张无忌Whatever zhang
容嬷嬷Let me touch touch
机枪兵Chicken gun ice
珠穆朗玛峰Pig wood wolf house bee
停车位Car’s home
龙的传人Long bab
喷泉Biu biu water
表妹Watch sister
原子弹Round son egg
月饼Pizza yue
火药TNT
乌镇Black town
宫殿King’s home
葬礼Dead party
新娘New woman
皇帝Yellow boss
淡水湖No salt hu
文物Old goods
尸体Dead body
缆车Lazy car
黑人Black people
大姨妈Big one mother
云海Chu yu xun’s boyfriend
馒头Momo
枸杞Dog up
巡逻签到处Patrol to sign everywhere
十三点Ten three point
开水间Open water room
王老吉The king is awalys lucky
沙滩之子Son of beach
土匪软壳蟹Chairman Mao’s Soft Shell Crabs in Chilli
B超The B is super
佛跳墙God use VPN
常用语园
无信则不立The man who have no letter can not stand
滴水之恩，涌泉相报You di da di da me ，I hua la hua la you
你是凯丁吗At e you kidding
不，我是希斯尔斯No ,I’m serious
知之为知之，不知为不知Know is know noknow is noknow
走过路过，不要错过Go past no mistake past
有多远，死多远As far as you go to die
要钱没有，要命一条If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one
彼此彼此You me you me
爱谁谁Love who who
不管三七二十一No care three seven two ten one
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你You don’t bird me, I don’t bird you
你问我，我去问谁:You ask me,I ask who
你有两下子You have two down son
好好学习，天天向上Good good study,day day up
一日为师终身为父One day is your teacher, day day is your father
关公面前耍大刀Play a big knife before Guan Gong
哪凉快上哪呆着去Where cool where you stay
没钱免谈No money no talk
你给我站住You Give Me Stop
放马过来Let the horse come on
禁止使用手机No beat phone
怎么老是你How old are you
你会倒立吗Can you understand
杂园
拜月Byemoon
丰收Full of green
长寿Long life
收银Accept the silver
小徐理发Small Xu Li hair
怂Follow your heart
树新风Tree new bee
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这些翻译简直是
Unbelievable
上述举例
纯属搞怪，请勿当真
