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Cindy Fu 16-12-2020

语言是人类最重要的交流工具

英语是国际官方的指定语言

现实中一个不小心

中英互译就成了车祸现场

中式英语的直接 尴尬且真实

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成语园

心花怒放Heart flower angry open 

美中不足American Chinese not enough

七上八下Seven up eight down

不三不四No three no four

朝三暮四Morning three night four

红颜知己Red face konw me

怦然心动Make my heart peng peng peng

夫妻肺片Husband and wife lung slice

人山人海People mountain people sea

马马虎虎Horse horse tiger tiger

丝绸之路SiChouRoad

隔墙有耳Walls have ears

名词园

黄飞鸿Yellow fly red

吴莫愁Don’t worry Lee

张无忌Whatever zhang

容嬷嬷Let me touch touch

机枪兵Chicken gun ice

珠穆朗玛峰Pig wood wolf house bee

停车位Car’s home

龙的传人Long bab

喷泉Biu biu water

表妹Watch sister

原子弹Round son egg

月饼Pizza yue

火药TNT

乌镇Black town

宫殿King’s home

葬礼Dead party

新娘New woman

皇帝Yellow boss

淡水湖No salt hu

文物Old goods

尸体Dead body

缆车Lazy car

黑人Black people

大姨妈Big one mother

云海Chu yu xun’s boyfriend

馒头Momo

枸杞Dog up

巡逻签到处Patrol to sign everywhere

十三点Ten three point

开水间Open water room

王老吉The king is awalys lucky

沙滩之子Son of beach

土匪软壳蟹Chairman Mao’s Soft Shell Crabs in Chilli

B超The B is super

佛跳墙God use VPN

常用语园

无信则不立The man who have no letter can not stand

滴水之恩,涌泉相报You di da di da me ,I hua la hua la you

你是凯丁吗At e you kidding

不,我是希斯尔斯No ,I’m serious

知之为知之,不知为不知Know is know noknow is noknow

走过路过,不要错过Go past no mistake past

有多远,死多远As far as you go to die

要钱没有,要命一条If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one

彼此彼此You me you me

爱谁谁Love who who

不管三七二十一No care three seven two ten one

你不鸟我,我也不鸟你You don’t bird me, I don’t bird you

你问我,我去问谁:You ask me,I ask who

你有两下子You have two down son

好好学习,天天向上Good good study,day day up

一日为师终身为父One day is your teacher, day day is your father

关公面前耍大刀Play a big knife before Guan Gong

哪凉快上哪呆着去Where cool where you stay

没钱免谈No money no talk

你给我站住You Give Me Stop

放马过来Let the horse come on

禁止使用手机No beat phone

怎么老是你How old are you

你会倒立吗Can you understand

杂园

拜月Byemoon

丰收Full of green

长寿Long life

收银Accept the silver

小徐理发Small Xu Li hair

Follow your heart

树新风Tree new bee

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